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Chip Kelly: genius

The problem with football is that it attracts so many geniuses (or genii, whichever you prefer.) Too many of these supremely gifted individuals flock to the game instead of channeling their unique talents toward finding a cure for cancer, reversing global warming or designing safety caps seniors can open.

I can only hope that Jeff Lurie, a very responsible team owner, will recognize that his social and moral duty demands he release Chip Kelly, so he can redirect his talents for the benefit of all mankind, rather than a few suffering Eagles fans.

  1. Evan
    November 30, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    I think it is safer to keep Chip Kelly in football. Imagine what he might do if he ran the NIH. Would he release a superbug and call it a “health” decision even though he doesn’t have any other superbugs on the roster except for one racist superbug that isn’t even that super?

  2. December 1, 2015 at 6:37 pm

    Depends whether the racist superbug can block. Remember that is the key skill a receiver, I mean, superbug should be good at.

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